the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

freckledtrekkie:

the worst kind of misogyny

is the kind that seeps out of your uncle’s mouth at christmas dinner

or from your favorite movie you’ve watched 500 times

or that snide comment your cousin makes on vacation

from the people you trust

and so quick

so slickly spoken

you barely catch it 

Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

licklucifer:

bowfly:

david-bowie-is-my-queen:

phantomas67:

its-a-cat-world:

LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PAWS

LOOK AT THOSE CUTE FANGS

WHY IS THE CAT IN A DOCTORS OFFICE?

DO YOU NEED A CAT SCAN LITTLE BUD?

such a quality cat

I like cats

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

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