Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
the best moment in tv history
the worst kind of misogyny
is the kind that seeps out of your uncle’s mouth at christmas dinner
or from your favorite movie you’ve watched 500 times
or that snide comment your cousin makes on vacation
from the people you trust
and so quick
so slickly spoken
you barely catch it
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
when ur friend likes puns
LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PAWS
LOOK AT THOSE CUTE FANGS
WHY IS THE CAT IN A DOCTORS OFFICE?
DO YOU NEED A CAT SCAN LITTLE BUD?
such a quality cat
I like cats
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said