banavalope:

wunderscheisse:

auwa:

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

I want to reach the chill level of Arin Hanson’s one day.

We could all stand to be as chill as arin

yaraki-sama:

Spoilers… Spoilers everywhere

egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

taikikou:

no, this is ouran high school FIGHT club. you broke that vase, now we break your neck.

coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes

lion:

But thats none of my business…

brokendildo:

never skip leg day

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